Ted: What happened to you?
Emmett: Honey, you name it. How about you?
Ted: I’m staring at the same guy for the last three hours.
[Pitts lays his head on Emmett’s lap.]
Pitts9x6: Hey. How did it go?
Emmett: There you are. This bottom is on top of the world. What about you dude?
Ted: What I have to do with it? Dude?
Emmett: Baby, I’m never going to delete you.
Ted: Deleting? OK, hand over the drugs!
Emmett: Shut your hole!
Ted: Excuse me?
Emmett: You heard me, pussy boy. I want you to go downstairs and tell that guy that you’ve been staring at all night that you want him to get down on his knees and service your cock.
Ted: WHAT?!
Emmett: Move it! Move it!!!
Ted: Yes, sir.